What She Shovels

I’m speechless.

My mother in law had surgery yesterday to remove a large cyst named Bob. All reports are that she is doing well, and should have a good recovery. After updating me, my father in law had this to say about her doctor: I met Dr. Todd Dillard in the hallway after the surgery and he [...]

… you could put someone in a giant hamster ball and roll them down a very large mountain? Yeah, that would be cool.

Well, to be accurate, the dental hygenist. Scrape Poke Scrape [continue for 45 minutes] polish and floss He finally sits me up and takes off my bib and says, “Well, your gums are bleeding more than I like to see. Floss more.” Uh, yeah. Lemme take a whack at you with a pointy metal scraper [...]

I finished Harry Potter: The Order of the Phoenix (book 5) today after having started it on Monday. It’s been a while since I read a book for fun, and I’m on a quest to find more good summer time reading. I know my brother has a long list of things he’s supposed to read [...]

Wet carpet stinks. Really bad. Especially when it was made wet by aquarium water.

The pond has officially moved to http://duck.table2.com/pond/ and has a new design, at least on the front page. Other pages will be updated as time permits. Let me know what you think.

It’s pineapple season at Jamba Juice (it’s a smoothie place in California and beyond – it’s not a juice bar, for those in OK) and as I was enjoying my Pineappalooza, it occured to me that they could add a few products to their menu to make the Jamba experience even more enjoyable: – Hangover [...]