I was awoken and continue to be awake at this late hour by the recent rash of lightening going through the area. We had a tremendous storm last week, dumping 2″ of rain and really LOUD thunder and lightening within a mile of us. The thunder didn’t keep me awake so much as the random [...]
Whoo hoo! We installed a screen door on the back door yesterday. It’s, uh, interesting trying to do something like that when neither the door jamb nor the screen door are square. But it’s up and works and ventilates and keeps the bugs out. Funny URL for the day. Enjoy.
People say stupid things: • “You don’t want to do [insert thing I'm currently doing]” Uh, well, maybe I actually DO and that’s why I’m doing it, fucker. • “What is your opinion on X [where X is a topic in which you have received extensive training]” followed by them completely ignoring or arguing the [...]
The reviews of the new movie “Gigli” with Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck are Not Good. I haven’t seen one good review, which is not entirely surprising, what with dialog like this: Among its biggest problems is a love scene in which Lopez spreads her legs and tells a smoldering Affleck, “It’s turkey time. Gobble, [...]