The New Jamba
It’s pineapple season at Jamba Juice (it’s a smoothie place in California and beyond – it’s not a juice bar, for those in OK) and as I was enjoying my Pineappalooza, it occured to me that they could add a few products to their menu to make the Jamba experience even more enjoyable:
- Hangover Helper with a methamphetamine boost,
- Waytoofuckin’ Early Berry Burst with a caffeine boost for those mornings that come too early, and
- PreBar Powerup with a vodka boost to get you warmed up for a night at the bar.
I really oughta send these off to their marketing department.
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July 1st, 2003 at 2:03 pm
yeah, i’m sure they’d be real receptive to those suggestions
July 1st, 2003 at 3:31 pm
open your own!
July 2nd, 2003 at 11:12 am
HEY! They have Jamba Juice here in Tulsa! And several in Austin too!!! So THERE!