Comments on: Wow

By: diane

diane — Tue, 29 Jul 2003 03:10:59 +0000

Okay, I just thought I’d throw in another two cents here…
After poking around quite a bit on this site, I believe that it is a Landover Baptist-eque joke. The difference between this site and the Landover Baptist site is that the joke is better masked. In fact, you can read 99% of the site and not know they’re pulling one over on you.
How did I make this brilliant deduction? Check out their store at cafepress. They sell some stuff that’s pretty tongue in cheek – including thong underwear that says something to the effect of “Will you be my husband?”
The scary part is that the ridiculous nature of the stories isn’t what leads you to believe its all a big gag.

By: Trina

Trina — Sun, 27 Jul 2003 17:30:59 +0000

bwahahahah, Athena.

By: Karen

Karen — Sun, 27 Jul 2003 15:44:38 +0000

I too noticed the second prize in Middle School for proving that women were meant to be housewives. Judeged by men, of course. The study neglected that most women can be housewives and work outside the home and do BOTH jobs better than most men. (Jaded viewpoint on my part, but hey.)

By: athena

athena — Fri, 25 Jul 2003 21:59:43 +0000

a single guy says “what”

By: tim

tim — Fri, 25 Jul 2003 03:35:43 +0000

Well that obvious shows your ignorance and proves without a doubt that you are not built for working outside the house.
After all, since women do not make the equivalent salaries of men they OBVIOUSLY do inferior work outside the home.
Start pumpin’ out them babies, it’s all you’re good for.

By: diane

diane — Thu, 24 Jul 2003 22:20:46 +0000

My favorite, from the Middle School 1st prize:
[name removed] (grade did an experiment to see if life can evolve from non-life. [name removed] placed all the non-living ingredients of life – carbon (a charcoal briquet), purified water, and assorted minerals (a multi-vitamin) – into a sealed glass jar. The jar was left undisturbed, being exposed only to sunlight, for three weeks. ([n.r.] also prayed to God not to do anything miraculous during the course of the experiment, so as not to disqualify the findings.) No life evolved. This shows that life cannot come from non-life through natural processes.
Well that sounds pretty scientific to me. I don’t know why silly scientists can’t see how that doesn’t prove everything. They’re too busy hiding bones in the “fossil record” to pay any attention to 8th grade research!